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Deshanti

A savage as bitch, who will put herself before others , she doesn't give a fuck what people say about her, she is sexy af, and has that body shape that will make you fall in love with her, she knows what she wants and she always get it, she has a bad attitude but that is what they love most about her
I will do anything to be a deshanti
by Hsbjxndb March 14, 2017
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Desaggelation

The worst kind of pretend office punish meant to mess with annoying workers. This word comes from The Office Season 3, Disc 4. The conversation where this word comes up is written below.
*Jim walks into the office late*
*As he sits down Dwight hands him a yellow slip of paper*
Jim Halpert: Oh, what's this?
Dwight Schrute: That is a demerit.
Jim Halpert: *reads* "Jim Halpert. Tardiness." Oh, I love it already
Dwight Schurte: You've got to learn Jim. You are a second in command, but that does not put you above the law.
Jim: Oh, I understand. And I also have lots of questions. Like, what does a demerit mean?
Dwight: Let's put it this way. You do not want to recieve three of those.

Jim: Lay it on me.
Dwight: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.

Jim: Now, that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh, it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll recieve a verbal warning. Keep it up and you're looking at a written warning. Two, of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary reveiw, written up by me and placed on the desk of my immeadiate superior.

Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: That is correct.
Jim: Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full desaggelation.
Dwight: What's a... What's that?
Jim: Oh you don't want to know.
*Dwight looks horrified*
by addicted_to_the_office November 4, 2009
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deshante

a cute amazing girl who is cool to chill with and beautiful
Deshante is so beautiful
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Deshawn

A great guy with an amazing personality, knows how to treat a girl , incredibly funny and has a hugeeee dick
Omg Deshawn is such a great boyfriend I love him soo much and girrrrllllll the sex is amazeballs
by Molecular September 19, 2017
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deshandra

One who is incredibly analytical, intelligent, and articulate while maintaining a casual and fun lifestyle and a sexy appearance; unicorn of women.
THE NAME DESHANDRA FITS HER PERFECTLY.
by LadyDee33 December 19, 2016
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Desnagify

To un snag a wire or cable from an obstacle.
We had to desnagify the masts cables from the boat hooks.
by zizithecat July 30, 2019
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Deswaggotization

The process in which a male or female swagger starts to reject everything to do with swag and then starts to become an actual, normal human being. This takes place in stages:

Stage 1. The shunning of Marijuana such as not smoking it or talking about it.
Stage 2. Wearing your jeans at waist level (No more sagging)
Stage 3. No more Mainstream rappers such as Lil' Wayne, Kanye west, Wiz Khalifa, etc. (Not listening to them anymore)
Stage 4. The absence of the word,"Swag".
Stage 5. The use of sophisticated vocabulary. (No more cussing or ghetto speech)
Stage 6. Having respect and decent beliefs. (no more Y.O.L.O or fuck da police)
And finally stage 7, the final nail-in-the-coffin for swag. The Refusal to wear snapback hats or skinny jeans.
This probably the best thing to happen to you if your a swaggot.
Swaggot #1. "Wassup My nigga"?

Swaggot #2. "Sup Nigga"!

Swaggot #1. "Wanna go smoke some joints and get some bitches"??

Swaggot #2. "Yo fool, I've been thinking lately".

Swaggot #1. "About what bro"?

Swaggot #2. "What if everything we do, we wear, what type of music we listen to, and what we're about to do is not very smart and where dumbasses for doing this kinda shit, dawg"?

Swaggot #1. "Ha, GAY! Looks like some nigga is thinking about deswaggotization!
by Long Feng October 20, 2013
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