Attempt to inflate ones own image by claiming you've slept with a woman you really just masturbated to. Typical female subject way out of your league (see: Reputation Urination).
Frequent acts of Reputation Masturbation may result in fapnapping. Typical offender lives vicariously through dude bro friends who actually get laid.
Frequent acts of Reputation Masturbation may result in fapnapping. Typical offender lives vicariously through dude bro friends who actually get laid.
Dude bro: you see that hottie Katie on the second floor yet?
Offender: hell yea bro, I banged her last weekend
Dude bro: you mean you banged your hand and fapnapped last weekend. Classic case of reputation masturbation.
Offender: hell yea bro, I banged her last weekend
Dude bro: you mean you banged your hand and fapnapped last weekend. Classic case of reputation masturbation.
by Kadence W December 14, 2013
Get the reputation masturbation mug.A manipulative tactic/method used in order to successfully lie claiming you only have the knowledge of what the truth is about the accusations of your actions (which in this case, the manipulator always claims the accusation is always false.) typically in a condescending manner, used to make the other feel smaller in terms of knowledge.
“Only I know I didn’t do that thing, but none of you will accept the truth no matter what I say”
My older brother always uses dipulation to get away with things he does to me.
My older brother always uses dipulation to get away with things he does to me.
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Get the Self deportation mug.A good person marker / Ethos / "I deserve this" marker.
Hym "It's funny that honesty isn't included in what constitutes being a 'good person' or having a 'good reputation'. We don't like honesty anymore. Like, there aren't 'good people' who are just a little lazy. There aren't any frugal 'good people'. I mean, generosity is obviously good but when your actively gaslighting someone and trying to arbitrate fame it almost seems like you need a 'good person' to be anything other than 'someone who doesn't gaslight strangers and use their ability to appeal to their own credibility to appoint themselves as the supreme arbiter of all moral virtue.'
Hym "It's funny that honesty isn't included in what constitutes being a 'good person' or having a 'good reputation'. We don't like honesty anymore. Like, there aren't 'good people' who are just a little lazy. There aren't any frugal 'good people'. I mean, generosity is obviously good but when your actively gaslighting someone and trying to arbitrate fame it almost seems like you need a 'good person' to be anything other than 'someone who doesn't gaslight strangers and use their ability to appeal to their own credibility to appoint themselves as the supreme arbiter of all moral virtue.'
That's another annoying thing, you use your ethic to give yourself the extracurricular and exclusionary right to change the world in your image. 'You shouldn't criticize the world! You didn't vacuum your carpet this morning or something! But I have a responsibility to change the world in my image even though that makes me an ideologue... which is bad... but I deserve it because I have ethos... which makes it good... but I mask my ideology by projecting my ethic onto religion... which makes it religion... Yeaaah... And no one can do what I do ... Except for that one guy who pulled a hypertext out of his ass.... it won't be intimated by the culture.... oh, wait... it was intimated into 2 different cultures... holy shit I'm a beloved anime character now! Because of him and not me.... That guy is the greatest! What a Goddamn genius! I wish he would breed out my daughter like The Honelander was going to do to Maeve... Except in a sexual way... Then his super-kids could take over the world!' AHAHAHAA! It's just too fucking priceless! I tried to apologize! I tried to give you plenty of time to see the error of you ways... Some people just cannot see reason. It's a Goddamn shame. Hahahahaha! I might not have a good reputation but I am am archetypal figure. So that's good."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
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Get the clean as your mother's reputation mug.A curiously Republican concept in which people in the U.S. will voluntarily leave the country. Originally coined in 1994 by Daniel D. Portado as a sarcastic protest to California Proposition 187 (anti-immigration proposition) and re-introduced by Mitt Romney in 2012 during a Republican Presidential debate but completely missing the sarcasm.
1) Romney said his Administration would not round up illegal immigrants and deport them but they would have to leave the country to apply for citizenship so they would leave by self-deportation, i.e. self-deport.
2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.
2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.
by Hobbs_fan March 7, 2012
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