Self deportation

The act of expelling yourself from the land you reside.

Mitty Romney supports Self deportation.

by Suxbawlz February 14, 2012

Home Deport

This is what happens to illegal immigrants whom are looking for work at Home Depot when the police or immigration comes.

I couldn't find anyone to mow my lawn today while cruising the parking lot of Home Deport this afternoon.

by ChonerRivera October 13, 2011

defornification

Your guess is as good as mine...but not as good as the next guy's.

Urban Dictionary is undoubtedly guilty of defornification. What the hell does defornification mean?

by Prof. Fornificate October 24, 2005

self-deportation

A curiously Republican concept in which people in the U.S. will voluntarily leave the country. Originally coined in 1994 by Daniel D. Portado as a sarcastic protest to California Proposition 187 (anti-immigration proposition) and re-introduced by Mitt Romney in 2012 during a Republican Presidential debate but completely missing the sarcasm.

1) Romney said his Administration would not round up illegal immigrants and deport them but they would have to leave the country to apply for citizenship so they would leave by self-deportation, i.e. self-deport.

2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.

by Hobbs_fan March 7, 2012

dehornify

Dehornify: when you're talking to someone and can't stop having a strong urge to fuck them right now, so you start talking about stupid shit to dehornify yourself.

"Omg... I want you right now... So how bout them Steelers?... I'm attempting to dehornify cause you're killing me"

by ExperiencedCOUGAR July 26, 2016

Deprornxious

When you're depressed and anxious, but also horny.

Man, i'm so deprornxious. I wish I wasn't single.

by DariusDingleberry July 1, 2020

Deportapult

What they need to use to send illegal aliens back into their own countries instead of ruining other nations and forcing you to learn their language instead of them using yours...in a country they decided to "move" to.

As seen here: /watch?v=fSpWkm55690

So many illegal immigrants from Mexico. What's the best way to deal with this problem?

Use a deportapult to get them over the border wall. Problem solved!

by The guy who is a person November 22, 2021