Hit The Deck

To get the fuck out of the way; duck in anticipation of a projectile being launched at one.

Believed to be popularized by sea pirates, who generally told others to "hit the deck" when under attack from other ships.

by Kanda February 1, 2008

El Decko

Naming someone a El Decko means they reached the retardation level of smashing apples on your forehead and saying every meme is a spicy one

You're such an El Decko

by El Domico December 12, 2016

stacks on deck

to have a lot money
having a lot of money

To have a crunk ass ride like that you gotta have stacks on deck.

by Bottom boots sister March 7, 2005

Shuffles deck, draws card

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.

Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.

by MJM1985 April 4, 2020

gats on deck

Slang for having a gun in your possession.

I've got gats on deck. I'm strapped.

by highteeld October 11, 2014

Triple Decker Blumpkin

An act involving 3 willing participants. The first participant removes the lid of the cistern on the toilet and sits in while proceeding to take a nifty little dump inside. The second part-taker sits AC Slater style on the toilet bowl performing fellatio on the first participant whilst pissing into the toilet. The third and luckiest particpant will be kneeling like an alter boy with their lips firmly clasped in a suction grip around the anus while the second participant power dumps into their mouth. To finish the third participant then proceeds to splurge a creamy-corny parcel onto the bathroom floor.

Larry: you should have seen what I caught peter doing earlier. I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker Blumpkin with with Greg and Sarah. Shit everywhere.

Nora: :O

by TheBlumpkinator August 1, 2012

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 9, 2008