dentist appointment

The excuse for escaping an awkward social moment, boring party, bad day at work, or any other situation you'd rather not be a part of. The intent is to express disdain for the situation - saying you have a dentist appointment when you clearly don't (because it's nighttime, or the weekend, or whatever) amplifies the effect and sarcasm. Synonymous with "this sucks, and I'm leaving".

Used in speech, the dentist appointment can either be how you explain your departure from your current environment, or what you say to someone while giving a recap of the situation and why you left.

Jill: "Hey Matt! Leaving already?"
Matt: "Yeah. Dentist appointment."
Jill: "...but it's 8 p.m. on a Sunday."

"I was trying to watch the movie, but then Sue and Mike started making out, so I had a dentist appointment."

by CapheineJuan June 27, 2007

Dentist

A dentist is a man (or woman, im all for equality) who takes great delight in hurting you. He does this with his vast collection of Sharp Shiny & Scary tools. Once he's managed to make you either cry or pass out from pain - he charges you for it.
Quite a nice little scam really....

Guy: OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN!!!
Dentist: That'll be £500

by dean-a-thon September 14, 2005

dentist whore

A person (gender doesn't matter) who goes to the dentist for the most stupid/most silly reasons; someone who will go to a dentist to whiten their bi-yearly; their teeth are so bleached out/white that you can tell they are fake.

Kelly: Stephania, why are your mom's teeth so..white?
Stephania: 'Cuz she's a total dentist whore! She goes to the dentist every 3 months to get them bleached
Kelly: Well, I heard bleaching your teeth that often isn't too good.
Stephania: Well I'll tell her to lighten up and go annually/

by melixxabirch April 8, 2006

backstreet dentist

a sadistic parasite; a malevolent and disreputable person

He befriended a backstreet dentist, who lifted all his stash, fornicated with his girlfriend, and then telephoned him collect to bum a ride from her house.

by Kyle of Kent October 3, 2006

dentist

Someone who 40-year-old British men are deathly afraid of, but when I was 9 and getting 4 cavities filled was just patiently waiting for my little toy/prize and new toothbrush.

Brit: Well bloody Hell there old chap, I reckon I despise that blasted dentist, but me mum she says I got to.
Me: Actually, I just went yesterday and was glad to get cleaned up. It's like a fresh start, you know?

by GameBoy83 May 26, 2006

dentist-to-minister ratio

Preferred metric for the white trash level of an area. If the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low, then the area is a white trash hellhole.

All this creationism shit seems to be a problem wherever the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low.

by Mark the Blogger March 25, 2005

dentist

A dentist is normally an extremely good looking individual that is good in bed and is filthy rich. He/She drives the best and fastest cars and is a highly respected member of society. They have the nicest and whitest of smiles! They are intelligent professionals and are also known to be perfectionists! The envy of all professionals.

''I wish i were a dentist!''
''If only i could marry a dentist''
''When i grow up, i want to be a dentist''
''That guy is fantastic in bed, he's such a dentist''
''i love my sexy dentist''

by hotsexyeuropean2 January 31, 2009