defrag your hard drive

Male Masturbation, beating off, coraling the tadpoles. Popular with the computer geeks.

If you had to work on Gretchen's computer, you would have to go defrag your hard drive too.

by BrandonC April 6, 2006

defrag

verb
1. To half-smoke a weak 100mm cigarette, in order to let the other half relax and collect flavour. Stems from half-smoking a fag, expecting your hard-drive to defragment faster, then putting it out to smoke it the rest when you come back.

2. To relax, chill, mellow out.

1. I'm defragging that Du Maurier. Don't touch it.

2. Ah, sit down and defrag. You look awful.

by El Gordo December 7, 2004

deniage

When a website does not allow you to access their servers, you are both denied and pwned, especially when trying to download something.

Oh deniage! Microsoft servers failed after too many people tried to download Windows 7.

by jermspeaks January 9, 2009

deragon

Ruler,King,One who is in control of Kingdom.

The deragon of that caslte is a real franswanator.

by Kush420420 October 19, 2010

DeVragio

Literally, Latin for 'stoner'. Not really, but it's a thing for Durban kids so....

"Wow, that kid is such a DeVragio"
"DeVragio?"
"Yeah, a stoner. I said it in Latin to be fancy as fuck."

by ChrisBrunShi September 8, 2013

Defragmatization

The process of defragmatizing silos into a single platform.

John’s organization decided to enable data defragmatization for 8 or 9 silos last year, and, he is now on track for a significant promotion.

by KingOfArlington August 14, 2019

Derrag

Derrag is a rare condition where a man has a menstrual cycle every month like a female.

My brother Leroy suffers from derrag.

by Lush_scorpian August 4, 2021