Cove Deli

A place where a Momma Deegan may work and a place that a brother may leave a freezer open which leads to a bunch of free ice creams and a group of people that say darn farm.
(First Person) Hey you wanna go to the Cove Deli?
(Second Person) of course I think they have the coolest sandwiches!
by spenyk July 11, 2008
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deli benjord

Having the urge to commit sexual acts with your mother.
Harry is a deli benjord
by Deli Benjord February 16, 2016
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deli platter

A deli platter is a multi-ethnic meat selection.

See gangbang.
Guy: hey baby, how about you, me, and 2 of my friends get a deli platter?
Girl: Um, so like ... a gangbang?
Guy: Yeah but with better variety.
Girl: OK!
by Thequick April 07, 2008
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big deli

An overconfident, slightly condescending fat friend who consistently refers to himself as “Big Daddy.”
Group Chat

Joey: “Big Daddy is here boys!”

John: “You mean ‘Big Deli’?”

Brendan liked “You mean ‘Big Deli’?”
by JDubs85 May 02, 2018
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deli belly

An upset stomach or other digestive trouble caused from eating old, nasty, or otherwise "bad" food from a deli. Most notable in poorly managed grocery stores or run down deli locations.
Tim ate some suspicious mac and cheese he picked up from the super market deli. Now he has a bad case of Deli Belly.
by kiimosabe July 20, 2018
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Deli Flaps

Meaty pussy lips. Look like a little pile of shaved roast beef. A little pink in the center and brown around the edges.
Babe got the deli flaps.

I was sucking her deli flaps and she was squirting all over the place.

I could see her deli flaps through her yoga pants.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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Deli ears

It's a real thing.

Deli ears refers to someone who always listens to conversations in which he/she wasn't invited.

Many academics believe it's etymology is rooted in people who sit in deli restaurants all day and listen to people around them speak; however, this isn't true. It's beginning, as with all evil things, can be traced back to Oxford University.

After the British subjugated India, they set up a provincial government in New Delhi. They encouraged natives to bring back any word of rebellion. One such native, called Tom, was instrumental in stopping uprisings against the British authority. For his deeds, Oxford named the ability to listen to other conversation "Deli Ears," because Tom had ears that looked like sliced turkey.

The term all but died out until a small cult in Long Island revived it.
by NotFromSomalia January 31, 2016
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