detective pikachu

A Pokémon movie that’s way better than it deserved to be

Wanna come and watch Detective Pikachu with me tomorrow?

by GoodDoggo5555 May 9, 2019

Gaydar detector

A gaydar is well known as a sence that makes a person able to single out a homosexual in a crowd.

A gaydar detector is a piece of machinary that singles out the person able to spot homosexuals in a crowd.

The form and color of the machinary varies from brand to brand.

Person 1: Hey you see that guy over there?
Person 2: ...yeah?
Person 1: Look at my Gaydar detector
Person 2: The needle is totally pointing towards him!

by Rollo Mungo November 30, 2009

Facebook Detective

A name to call yourself instead of saying you are stalking someone on facebook.

Person 1: Dude, you're facebook stalking her!

Person 2: No man, I'm just a facebook detective.

by ursidae August 19, 2009

detective

A devilishly handsome individual who investigates and ruthlessly abolishes mysteries of all kinds.

Are you wondering how I traced your plastic bouncy ball thievery to the Burlington sewer under the bakery, the bakery containing your cousin's meth lab where he singlehandedly produces all desoxyephedrine sold to the state of Vermont, in which a law was passed that specifically outlaws the robbery and transport of plastic bouncy objects and that you are currently in violation of? It is because I am a Detective. You shall be fined fifteen dollars.

by Detective Kernel April 10, 2010

nuclear launch detected

1.Originally from the game Starcraft made by Blizzard. It's what happens when a ghost designates an area for a nuclear explosion from a nuke sent by the nuclear silo attatched to the command center. When you hear it and see it in its white glory words, you are seeing and hearing doom and destruction.
2.Derived from Starcraft, when ever you feel gas, just go "Nuclear Launch Detected" and the closest person next to you will run away, then you release it.

1. *Nuclear Launch Detected* (a few seconds) Oh my god! He just broke the water pipes in my command center with a nuclear launch!
2. Bobby: Hey Bob, nuclear launch detected..
Bob: AUGHH *runs away*
Bobby: *pffffffffffffssss* Ahh..

by G..... October 9, 2005

erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.

"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "

by Snut17 December 6, 2018

Stupei, Ace defective!

A line said by Yukari Takeba from the Persona series when she roasted Junpei Iori, practically calling him a rat-ass idiot.

Person: You are ugly.
You: And you are a Stupei, Ace defective!

by pass the potatoes February 15, 2020