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Sexually Dehydrated

The mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.

Alternative:
The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
Tiger Woods is so sexually dehydrated since his wife, Elin Nordegren found out he was driving more than golf balls into the holes or hos. She made sure he lost not only his creepin' pie and his ol' stand-bye.

Alternative:
"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."
by EL KooL May 7, 2010
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dehydrated

get dried...sober up after drinking.
johnny felt dehydrated after the party.
by Gá7 June 11, 2006
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dihydrogen monoxide

In today's lab, you're gonna be working with dihydrogen monoxide. Now in large amounts, it could cause suffocation and death. If the subtance is heated, it could cause severe burns. Cold versions of this substance can also cause frostbite. Handle this lab with extreme caution, please.
by Ichigo69 November 1, 2009
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dehydrated

One level further than thirsty.
A guy who is thirsty for any period of time longer than 3months and up to 2years.
Extremely desperate to the point where even if his female subject rejects him multiple times he still perseveres in pursuing her. Despite the fact that she is clearly and obviously not interested, he never stops. Beware!!!!
"Girl this guy will not take a hint and get lost!"
"How long has this been going on??"
"Girl.. two years!!!!"
"He ain't thirsty..he dehydrated!!"

thirsty
by nikkibear August 22, 2014
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Dihydrogen Monoxide

Sometimes shortened to DHMO or {H2O, it is the molecular name for water. For more information about chemistry, go to a science website. For more information about water, visit your local water bottle

NOTE: Being such a rare term, it is commonly used by 4Chan to prank people. A common prank is listed below.
Did you know that there is a substance called Dihydrogen Monoxide that causes a lot of death and disturbance every second? When you breathe DHMO, you die. But Big Pharma doesn't want you to know! Dihydrogen Monoxide is present in every single vaccine, and 100% of Autistic children have drunk it. Big Pharma has put DHMO in all your medicines, and even Homeopathy cannot exist without it. If you drink too much, you die. But yet, you are given DHMO at the doctor's office when you ask for water. SMH my head Big Pharma will never learn
by swntimentoffreedom May 21, 2019
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Dehydrat

A dehydrat is a dehydrated rat that looks crusty and musty
Girl:Omg i dont like her
Other girl: Ikr she's such a dehydrat
by Itzme.simone August 2, 2019
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Dehydrated

My girlfriend and i are very dehydrated
Me and my bitch are so thirsty we are now dehydrated and want a couple bottles of water
by [Dillheadthirsty] January 3, 2020
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