defaecate

v. to excrete faeces via the anus;
to shit.

So while this boy racer was poppin' his nizzle ho in da backseat at the mall carpark, I ninjaed over and defaecated in the passenger window. Ownzd.

by Emetic August 28, 2003

defacate

To push a log from your anus.

I gotta defacate!

by squeakshard765 July 4, 2016

defecate

TO POOP

I'm going to defecate on your face!

by defecate November 15, 2019

DeflatedDinoMan

Someone who wears a deflated Dino Costume on Halloween.

Guy 1: Look at that Dumba** in the DeflatedDinoMan
Guy 2: He's so F***in stupid

by DeflatedDinoMan January 26, 2021

Deflate Gape

Deflate
verb
1. Let air or gas out of.
Gape
verb
1. Be or become wide open.
noun
1. A wide opening.
Deflate Gape
verb
1. When the queefing won't quit.
noun
1. The air a vagina makes as it queefs after an unrecoverable pounding.
2. A giant hole with a foul stench that causes a woman to "finally be ready to settle down".

1st guy:
I was really giving it to my girl last night. When we finished she just kept queefing... for like 10 minutes!
2nd guy:
Did her pussy look like a turkey before you stuff it?
1st guy:
Actually it did. Should I be worried?
2nd guy:
You've been a victim of Deflate Gape bro. You need to put as much distance between you and her as fast as you can. That pussy is ruined and she will want to settle down.

by Sporeut June 4, 2021

Self-Deprecating Defacating

Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit

Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating

by Urban humor May 23, 2019

defacator

A twisted clown who unleashes their evil by defacating on people's property, often objects with obvious sentimental value.

Max was a long time defacator but his twisted scheme came crashing down when he was caught mid loaf, unloading his payload into the cup on the the 18th green at Pebble Beach Golf Course.

by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017