dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014

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Dehydrated

When an individual has surpassed the categorization of being 'thirsty' and have reached the realm of desperation.

*Coined by Lydon W. Who invented the term after witnessing the extremities by which people will go to achieve attention.

That girl isn't thirsty, she's dehydrated.

by Justlikerome November 7, 2015

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dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.

Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

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Deguydrated

When a female is so desperate to get laid that they'll do questionable and often embarrassing things to do so. Transcended form of thirsty.

Becky stop flashing your vag to the mailman! I know you're deguydrated, but come on!!

by Netrift December 31, 2019

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Deguydrated

Adj. A straight female that is so desperate to get laid that she will perform questionable and often embarrassing things in an effort to do so. Transcended form of thirsty.

Becky stop flashing your vag to the mailman! I know you're deguydrated but come on!

by Netrift December 31, 2019

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