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decency timeline

The amount of time knowing or dating someone after which it is considered "decent" or appropriate to do certain things with said person.
Kissing someone on a first date would be considered within the decency timeline, where as banging someone on the first date may, by some, not be.
by Anonymous August 4, 2003
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debonerize

Waiting for a raging erection to become flaccid by either waiting alone in a separate room or sitting down before facing other people.
Peter debonerized his morning-wood before facing his in-laws.

Alfred sneakily Googled pictures of Chloe Kardashian on his iPhone to help the debonerizing process before standing up.

"Well, John, I guess we should head home now."

"Hold on, babe, I have to debonerize."
by Dr. Walter Fanchy April 15, 2014
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Decentralize

To slam somebody on the ground; perform a takedown
Subject was violent and ignored lawful orders, resisting arrest, so he had to be decentralized to be taken into custody
by Whoopty Doo! January 30, 2023
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Bleeding Deacon

In the context of a 12-step program like Alcoholics Anonymous, a bleeding deacon is someone in the group who is overly preachy and considers themselves to be the lone voice of reason and source of wisdom. In the eyes of the bleeding deacon, the group would fall apart without them.
Alcoholic 1: "Randy really droned on for a while about the eighth step -- I get it, we're supposed to make direct amends. Sheesh."

Alcoholic 2: "Yeah, he's a real bleeding deacon."
by Joe Incognito November 30, 2010
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decenzo

Named after forever-amateur-skateboarder Scott Decenzo; it replaces the word decent in any situation. You'll find it rolls of the tongue and has a European tinge to it which automatically makes you appear cooler.
"My bill got messed up and I ended up saving 10 bucks"
"Decenzo"
by dannyveee March 29, 2009
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Decent Guy

A guy who cares for you with all his heart and would do absolutely anything for you. Someone who will spend time with you just so that they can be close to you and make you happy.
by Whole Grain Raisin Bread May 10, 2009
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Decoders

decoders - a way of speaking that was developed by the musomba brothers & their close friends as a way of in the mid to late 90s.

It is a type of slang and or "decode" in which people can communicate with another without letting others who shouldn't here the current conversation, or who the conversation could be about be knowledgeable of of even if the person being talked about is present.

Example:
Dan: "foon left?" (foon interpretation of a "fine girl")

Somba: "ummmm..nah ur on crack"

Dan: " *laughs* well i couldn't really see"

Somba: "nah u lost points for today & tomorrow" (meaning he lost cool points for false claiming a good looking female for one that wasn't)

Dan: " wrong my decoders won"
by sombasan3 June 15, 2009
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