Doyson

To be or act like a sack. Derives from the word "doy".

"You look like such a doyson"
"Wow he's such a doyson"

by MauraD May 17, 2013

Dysotex

the feeling of being Overwhelmed by the world while listening to Techno or Trance Music.

OR

chaotic to only the person experiencing a situation.

You may be fine, but I'm in dysotex.

OR

Everyone thinks I'm fine, but I'm actually really dysotex.

by booze101 May 5, 2009

dyson ball

Dragging your balls across a girl's face while she attempts to suck on it.

I gave her a dyson ball, but she kept missing.

by Chingchong October 7, 2013

Dyson Special

Slang for shitting oneself

Goob's children have a Dyson Special with alarming regularity

by CaptainTudesey August 24, 2023

Dysonism

To own everyone in a mad suicide rush.

'CHARGE! For Dysonism!!'

by Dysonism August 26, 2006

Dyson

Well documented to be the most faithful and fertile family in all of the U.K. where 80% of those who bear the surname are related to each other.

FAMOUS BRITISH DYSONS
George Dyson, English composer
Frank Watson Dyson, Astronomer Royal
James Dyson, inventor of the Dual Cyclone vacuum cleaner
Hugo Dyson, Inkling
George Dyson, science historian

by Dysdysbaby April 24, 2007

Dick Dyson

The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.

Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.

Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.

by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009