Haagen dazed

eating tubs of random haagen dazs ice cream all night long and become an ice cream zombie the next morn.

i was playing video games all night long and now I'm Haagen Dazed.

by Carlidious January 1, 2008

dollar dazed

When someone is prone to buying cheap items, though they have enough for more expensive ones. (route is from the store "dollar daze")

Annie: Hey joe, is Steff gonna rent the good dj from that club?
Joe: No she's too dollar dazed.

by Michael Findley August 26, 2007

yare yare daze

The japanese catchphrase of Jotaro Kujo, the 3rd protagonist of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Roughly translates as "Gimme a break..." or "What a pain..."

-Insert undesirable person or situation here-
Jotaro: Yare Yare Daze...

by JotaroKujo November 20, 2013

Haagen Daze

State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.

I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.

by Kate & Bri August 4, 2007

yare yare daze

good grief. gimme a break.

Yare yare daze.. the reason you lost is because you pissed me off.

by gocommitnotfeelingsogood December 6, 2018

salad-daze

confusion and or dizziness due to a flawed vegan or vegetarian diet that provides little or no protein

When you're a fish-fowler, you don’t have to worry about salad-daze.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 31, 2014

Dump Daze

The trance like state you fall under before you have to take a massive shit. You want to be alone and philosophize your life and write things down in a day-timer. You sit and bask in the fart like aroma sifting out of your asshole like steam through a manhole cover. God for bid you are interrupted by anybody, a person, a dog, even the phone ringing will overwhelm you with vulnerability, and self conscious feelings. You will immediately ninja to another room, ideally the bathroom to continue your seizure like stupor, or get it over with a drop the deuce.

Guy 1: It smells like stale shit in every room of the house!
Guy 2: Yeah when you where looking for me earlier I was in a dump daze, and had to use some stealth to avoid you.
Guy 1: I'm fucking moving out!

by brohan Sebastian Bach March 15, 2011