dartard

a dumb ass retard

fucking dartard

by VFperfect September 27, 2011

Dashboard Footprint

A footprint that mysteriously arrives on your dashboard as a result of certain nightly activities in your car/truck. These nightly activities are also known as "driving in your car".
Also a hardcore rock/punk/metal/funk/ska/jazz/progressive band with music that will rock your socks off in every direction, perhaps causing a welling up of emotion inside you that can only be cured BY "going for a drive" and POSSIBLY creating some of your own dashboard footprints.

Wow man you got some serious dashboard footprints up in this vehicle.

Man who likes to rock the part?
DASHBOARD FOOTPRINT LIKES TO ROCK THE PARTYYY!!!

WOW MAN this band is goood. Wanna "go for a drive in my car"?

by THATgrilledcheeseman February 5, 2010

Dashboard Surfing

The act taken by the passenger sitting shotgun described as putting ones naked feet up on the dashboard while driving around in a car, usually on a hot summer day, and often with one of the feet hanging out the window resting on the rearview mirror.

Craig: Oh gross! Check out the chick in the car next to us - she is totally dashboard surfing while her boyfriend is driving.

John: Yuk! Her toenails are skanky!

Craig: Oh my god, now she is sticking one of her feet out the window to rest it on the rearview mirror!

John: sick

by 2dboy July 7, 2010

dartarded

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.

I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard

by Braeden92 June 14, 2007

Dartford grammar school

Absolute shitty school.Full of neeks and racist chavs.The teachers all act posh when they drive their fords and the headteachers a dickhead

What school does that boy go to?
He goes Dartford Grammar school
Ew they're a shitty school

by Dujabbdjksjvd August 16, 2019

Dashboard

Something smarter than a Kardashian but dumber than a Board.

(Also a nickname for a board Kardashian)

Peasant: "hey kardashian how are you doing today
Royalty: "bored"
Peasant: "Aw...Dashboard?
Royalty: "Like yea"

IS THE SUN REALLY A STAR?
omg you are such a dashboard

by HtbpFilms April 17, 2017

darttard

One who lacks skill and etiquette in the game o darts.

Our friend Eric is such a darttard. Most every time he throws a dart he hits himself in the troat.

by M Goldnugget March 11, 2019