Damper than a Pamper

A much more cringey way to say "Moister than an Oyster".

Me: "Girl, you're moister than an oyster."
Girl: "Ewwww omg, I hate that word!"
Me: "Then you're damper than a pamper."
Girl: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"

by Bigge3 July 30, 2017

Dampulous

Adj: Comes from the word scrumptious. Refers to something being very tasty/nice on the eyes

Yo that sundae was so dampulous
Or
Oh my days that female overthere is just dampulous

by Keeshfack January 5, 2019

Dumptruck

A big, perfectly shaped booty. Looks like an angel sent it straight down from heaven onto this unholy place. Sometimes it may seem to you that you actually saw God. It's an otherwordly experience.

Oy bruv, look at the dumptruck on that beautiful woman..
Am I in heaven? Oh, wait, that's Lina. No wonder.

by Kim Chong Chung August 6, 2021

dapto briefcase

A dapto briefcase refers to cask wine and wine bladders. Another common slang names is "goon bag". Dapto is a suburb of Wollongong in NSW.

Look. A dapto briefcase for only $5.

by Dapto Briefcase May 1, 2006

dampwipe

1. (noun) The damp-wipe is the only known scientifically researched cure for swamp-ass and the like.

2. (verb) the act of dampening a towel/toilet paper/ any absorbent medium with water and then using it to remedy swamp-ass, crotch-rot, fumunda cheese, etc.

Worker 1: "Man, Ive been sweating my ass off working all day. I got some serious swampass goin on here"

Worker 2: "Sounds like you gotta dampwipe."

Worker 3: "Yea, the dampwipe cured my crotch rot."

Worker 2 to Worker 1: "Ya see? Proof. Hey, we're ordering from Zaccardi's...what do you wanna get?"

by in memory of george haney March 8, 2008

dumptruck juice

when you are on the highway and see a dumptruck dripping out liqiud/juice usually of white in color.

i was stuck in traffic behind a dumptruck slingin dumptruck juice all over my car!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Mrs. DumpTruck

My band teacher also known as Mr Madsen

Mrs. DumpTruck is a booty stick!

by Timmothy wantsthebooty March 8, 2019