A person who, after a minimal ammount of alcohol, turns into the legendary belgian muscle man jean Claude Van Damme and starts a fight with anybody near him despite their size
Things got a bit tasty last night in the Club - after half a pint of special brew Dave turned into One Can Van Damme and smacked a bouncer
by Rifleman59 April 30, 2010
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"yea this time i used a butterfly knife"
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"yea this time i used a butterfly knife"
by Dahmer666 April 26, 2010
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To kill a man, gut him, slide his intestines over your dick, and have sexual intercourse with his wife.
by Lou_Brickent IV of the Shire June 7, 2011
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Inspired by images of numerous Forensic Officers exiting Serial Killer Jeffery Dahmer’s apartment with bulging black bags full of body parts.
Inspired by images of numerous Forensic Officers exiting Serial Killer Jeffery Dahmer’s apartment with bulging black bags full of body parts.
(noun): “That Dahmer Bag is about ready to blow…., but I think this Pizza Box will still fit”
(verb): “Hey man, don’t Dahmer that bag just take it out”
(verb): “Hey man, don’t Dahmer that bag just take it out”
by felhazcal September 25, 2012
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A rather embarrassing (for friends present who are sober / can handle their drink) and woeful condition in which the sufferer changes from a passive to an aggressive personality type having consumed a couple of pints of piss weak lager. The afflicted light weight can be regularly observed in bars and clubs, squaring up to people who are considerably taller, stronger and more adept at martial arts than they are. These 'confrontations' inevitably lead to the 'Two Can' Action Man receiving a swift kicking, necessitating an equally predictable detour to a casualty department. Also seen on execrable Police based TV documentaries adopting unconvincing martial arts poses, a la Karate Kid, in front of bored Police Officers. Just who are you trying to fool? The Police will tazer and break you!!!
A rather embarrassing (for friends present who are sober / can handle their drink) and woeful condition in which the sufferer changes from a passive to an aggressive personality type having consumed a couple of pints of piss weak lager. The afflicted light weight can be regularly observed in bars and clubs, squaring up to people who are considerably taller, stronger and more adept at martial arts than they are. These 'confrontations' inevitably lead to the 'Two Can' Action Man receiving a swift kicking, necessitating an equally predictable detour to a casualty department. Also seen on execrable Police based TV documentaries adopting unconvincing martial arts poses, a la Karate Kid, in front of bored Police Officers. Just who are you trying to fool? The Police will tazer and break you!!!
Mate 1: Jim's been to hospital again!
Mate 2: Yeah the twat! He was round at mine and had two cans of Stella. Next thing you know he tried to chop a brick in half with his hand.
Mate 1: Not as bad as the time he spent two weeks in traction after he had two glasses of cider, decided he was hard and nutted that bouncer in the chest....What a Two Can Van Damme.
Mate 2: Yeah the twat! He was round at mine and had two cans of Stella. Next thing you know he tried to chop a brick in half with his hand.
Mate 1: Not as bad as the time he spent two weeks in traction after he had two glasses of cider, decided he was hard and nutted that bouncer in the chest....What a Two Can Van Damme.
by TheFoolOnTheHillAnarchy October 20, 2012
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After a few days of camping, drinking, and eating hotdogs over the campfire, I let out a camper damper that was so wet it sounded like it was underwater. My crack is like a slip-n-slide. The smell was best described as thick.
by mc? July 4, 2011
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Oh, and btw, Finnrey ain't gonna happen ;).
Look at stormpilot.
Oh, and btw, Finnrey ain't gonna happen ;).
Person 1: OMG! Poe Dameron is kyute! I hope he ends up with Rey!
Person 2: You kiddin' me? Poe Dameron is gay! He bit his lip at Finn!
Person 2: You kiddin' me? Poe Dameron is gay! He bit his lip at Finn!
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