freshman adjustments

Kanye Wests awesome mixtapes.

tony: damn man this song is dope what is it?
steve: Self conscious off of yeezy's freshman adjustments.

by foshotoofresh March 31, 2009

Adjustment Disorder

Adjustment Disorder is a deep set fear of not only change but of leaving the house, going on a date, sleeping at a friends home, moving, among other normal everyday things. Adjustment disorder is caused by little things that internally scar us although we may not know when it happens. For example:

I am at home all day for a few weeks and then when I go out I feel like I am guilty of something or like I won't have a home to go back to.

I sleep over at a friends house and I have to go home halfway through the night because I am afraid to be away from home too long.

I start working at a new job and I feel like I am going to be fired for something little like dropping a pencil because I am attached to my old job.

Adjustment Disorder doesn't make a lot of sense to someone who doesn't have it. It is a difficult thing to cope with. It makes us afraid of random things that no one else even gives a second thought.

My Adjustment Disorder keeps me from dating again because I am bone chillingly afraid that I will get hurt again after being single for a year.

by Willowgirl August 28, 2016

Attitude Adjustment

(n) The state of Zen, or mellow feeling, that accompanies Cannabis consumption. (v)The act of smoking Cannabis, usually in groups of 2 or more, for the purpose of altering mental or attitude states.

Under times of stress he would find a place to sit down for a private attitude adjustment.

by The Bongmaster September 20, 2011

Adjustment

If you're a hillbilly or a redneck and someone misunderstood you; you would say "I didn't mean 'that'. Adjustment 'this' or 'that'.

Iam "See they keep trying to make adjustments to the thing that isn't working. As though it's the variables that are wrong and not that their idea doesn't work. No amount of adjustment makes a turd a tenderloin"

by Hym Iam April 18, 2022

Adjustment

Different than calibrating.

I'm trying hard to think of you as a gangster now, I dont want to underestimate you. It's an adjustment, you really were a dork 25 to 30 years ago, but some people believe that people change, and you try and adjust to how their beliefs are impacting everything and everyone around them, as they become their evil alter ego and are no longer who they were growing up any more.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2020

insurance adjustment

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."

It's time for an insurance adjustment.

by TheBronk January 26, 2017

Wig Adjustment

When a gay man readjusts his balls in his jockstrap.

Nick snuck away to his bedroom for a wig adjustment.

by Michelle22 October 21, 2022