backwards penis

a very ugly person. someone so ugly, she/he/it cannot be described like a normal penis, but as a backward one.

when i was little i looked like a backwards penis!

by stebys July 17, 2009

Backwards Bloody Beaver

When a girl is on her period, eat her out from behind. When there is enough blood in your mouth spit it in your hand. Then reach your arm between her legs and slap her in the face. Then yell "Headshot!".

1. "I just gave that girl a Backwards Bloody Beaver!"
2. "Have you heard of the Backwards Bloody Beaver?" "Yeah! That shit's disgusting!"

by TM2 October 20, 2010

Backwards Cameltoe

A cameltoe not seen at the front of a woman's crotch, but rather in the back.

Backwards Cameltoe-Just below the curvature of the buttocks, one may see the "droop" of the lips forcing themselves out; stretching the pants where a man's taint would be.

by Rach-ho August 25, 2011

backwards wheelchair

When your fucking a paraplegic so hard that her wheel chair tips over, but your already committed so you throw her limp legs over her head and throw it in the mud tank for the grand finale!

Danny fucked up his engagement gong to Aruba with the banana shirt instead of his fiancee , so he found himself doing the backwards wheelchair with a Norwich crack whore...

by Pickledick1985 June 13, 2017

bass-ackwards

1) extremely (and often embarrassingly) poorly conceived, executed and/or organized

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "ass-backwards"

"Everything on that website is so bass-ackwards it takes forever to find anything!"...

"Yeah, somehow they manage to do damn-near everything bass-ackwards down there at Bridgeport!"…

by TIC Redux May 22, 2005

dickwads

assholes, only worse

that dickwad took my cash!

by maxzilla June 23, 2003

fuck me running backwards

an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.

John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"

by Hunter Farley May 13, 2008