craniorectal disease

A disease or condition of having one's head lodged up their ass. See dubya

The prez has an uncurable case of craniorectal disease.

by headinass November 29, 2003

craniorectumitis

a medical condition described as having your head up your ass.

that stupid motherfucker has craniorectumitis.

by super rhoid April 29, 2006

Cranial-phallus Syndrome

When a person is known for being a Dick-Head, They must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome.

Cranium -> Head

Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.

Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.

Person 1: Ya' know? That guy's a real Dick-Head!

Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!

by Porkins. March 26, 2012

large cranium

the large cranium way of saying big brain

Fred: my IQ is 69 I'm a big brain
Bob: my IQ is 420 I'm a large cranium

by Large cranium neanderthal March 18, 2020

being handed the cranial drill

To be given the sole responsibility of an important task or mission. Usually, this applies to situations where an experienced master of their craft passes on the mantle to a rookie with little to no prior experience. This rookie is often attributed to be "built different".

Doctors rushed to get this very important patient to the operating table as quickly as possible. The top neurosurgeon at NYU Langone informed the others that the graduate student will be joining them. The others who collectively represented 200 years of experience, panicked as they argued that this wasn’t a place and time for a rookie to shadow them. “Oh, he won’t be shadowing us”, as the student was being handed the cranial drill.

by Hotwhip8 September 8, 2020

Cyanide

What Santa gives me every Christmas instead of coal.

Better than your grandmother's weed.

Cyanide is the best.

by Figo3 June 6, 2018

cyrano

Cyrano is long nosed character from the play 'Cyrano de Bergerac'. He is in love with a character named 'Roxanne'.

Your love is like one of Cyrano's. You love her, yet she does not love you.

by Bloody Canadian December 5, 2013