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A girl with bigger dick energy than any guy
My girlfriend is such a Cyntia.
by Flavinator February 19, 2020
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The adjective for an individual who attributes all actions to selfish motives. Becoming cynical comes from someone just not giving a damn about the rest of the human race and is recommended for all Americans.
Person : "So yeah, this emo kid posted this myspace bullitin where he said he would kill himself."
Cynic: "That's great, hope he actually did it."
Person: "WTF? You cynical jerk! You should be ashamed for saying things like that!"
Cynic: "At least, I can stand on my own two feet..."
by Darkest_Elite May 28, 2006
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The only way to be.

Look at how fuckin shitty everyone and everything is.

HOW could anyone NOT be cynical?
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cynfia

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Talented in all ways, lovable, and amazing to be around. Cynfia’s are so kinda
Friend: Hey I’m depressed
Cynfia: it’s ok u can just die
by Food6969 February 17, 2021
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One of the best people you could ever meet, they will your day a whole lot better.
Wow cyniah is the best
by Thelittleturtlerat March 27, 2021
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cynical grave

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cynical grave is the best crip walker on earth, he crip walks in red shoes yeahyeah audio maker cool
by CG360 April 4, 2021
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Cynical Sam

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The act of shoving a bottle rocket in your pee hole, and inserting it into a girl's vagina.
I just gave Scott a Cynical Sam.
by Princess TRiZ December 11, 2011
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