Sausage candle. if u listen to Glass Animals you probably know that sausage candles are the best choice of lyrics in history. You take ze candle and put ze sausage in it and then worship the sausage until you dramatically summon Dave Bayley as he will bring u more candle sausage.
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When you dip your penis in someones ear, collecting wax on the tip, then proceed to make them lick it off... The sticky candle
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Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.
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