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cycle pumper

n: a person usually a man that masturbates while taking long bike rides.

v: the act of cycle pumping
Johnny rides his bike so much. I hope that he is not cycle pumping.
by Jesse Atwell June 19, 2003
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cycle path

cycle path- a route taken by cyclists (i) cycle path- as in shes/hes a cycle path (psychopath)

Sicklist- annoying cyclist, a middle roader who thinks they own the road and cycle at 5mph looking at the views-a motorists pain in the arse
my ex girlfriend haha- during an unprovoked argument, say "F%*k me, your a bit of a skitso cycle path, whats that all about"

other people that are calm 1 minute and blow a fuse for no apparent reason and without triggering.
by monork65 November 7, 2010
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Cycle Babble

The continuous ramblings of a women regarding her current menstrual cycle. May include but is not limited to: complaints about and description of symptoms, commentary on how easy men have it, and a running narative lasting 5-8 days on how it seems like she just had her period last week.
"I had to listen to Jenna's Cycle Babble all the way to Detroit. You'd think she was the only person who ever had a period!"
by Mickey Rock March 29, 2010
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cycle baby

a podcast created by Queen Tyler Oakley and Korey Kuhl.. hilarious advice and anything you have wondered about.
' ohmygraceffa!! did you hear Cycle Baby yesterday?!?'
'YASSS IT WAS SO FUNNY!!'
by calumshood December 30, 2014
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cycle inaccurate emulation of their religion

(From software emulators where the processor chip instructions were skipped if they weren't practical/necessary to be emulated)
1. The way any "nonstandard" religion operates today, when compared to back in the days of greco-roman or medieval europe times or the common stereotypes. A cycle accurate Aztec would capture people, sacrifice them to the Sun and eat them. To emulate the Aztecs today would require cycle innacurate emulation because cannibalism and human sacrifice is illegal. Likewise Satanists today are cycle inaccurate because they don't sacrifice goats. Wiccans today are cycle inaccurate because they don't hex their enemies or worship demons. Catholics are cycle inaccurate because they don't burn women at he stake anymore. Being cycle inaccurate is not necessarily a bad thing. The decision to be cycle inaccurate is because of practical and legal reasons.
There are probably people who call themselves Aztecs or Mayans, but that's cycle inaccurate emulation of their religion.
by Bravehearts thirst for blood December 23, 2006
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cycle sucker

John asked Tom if he wanted a nice cycle sucker on the way home.
by RyanFatty13 March 9, 2017
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cycle-tripper

A person who is up 24/7: day in and day out, night after night, without any breaks for sleep(in other words, he/she is a chronic insomniac). The name CYCLE-TRIPPER refers to one full rotation of the Earth.
Paul is a cycle-tripper because I happen to know he works 3 full-time jobs; when is he ever going to have time for himself?
by Paulytaz December 12, 2018
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