Fucktardian Cuntwaffle

A person who does something that is absolutely unbelievably fucktarded.

I can’t believe you wrecked my truck you Fucktardian Cuntwaffle.

by The Kid From Up June 4, 2020

Cuntwaffle

Something to stuff a twat with

1. Dave can be such a cuntwaffle

2. Got a cuntwaffle? I'm on the rag

by Tobi1K3nobi May 27, 2009

CUNTWAFFLE

1> Term of endearment, such as "bro", "homey", "nigga" or "cunty".

2> Used to describe an ex-gurlfriend or a chickenhead.

That cuntwaffle can eat a dick!

by Seth January 14, 2005

Curfuffle

To make a mistake
Or to say something was an accident

I didn't mean to get into a fight with those guys I guess I got into a little bit of a curfuffle

by Llamas r cool March 10, 2017

curfuffles

The feeling of being given butterflies or a nice bubbly feelibg by someone or being exited about an event

"I love you c:"
"Ohh i just got curfuffles cx"

by Vanity's saviour July 12, 2014

Curfuffle

A confuddle/curfuffle is a odd occurrence that many elderly women use as a replacement for sexual language. Pronounced: con-fuddle and c-er-fuddle

- man touches 70yr old ladies boozum- elderly lady: I've just had a curfuffle/confuddle!!!

by OldLadyCurfuffles April 6, 2019

Cuntwaffle

Two men both 14 or 15 in the back of a science biology classroom looking at the urban dictionary of slutmuffin, Or a pussy that taste sweet and can be compared to a waffle.

Look at those two cuntwaffles.

Wow I love your cuntwaffles.

by Two guys in Biology class March 13, 2018