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"so what do you do for a living?"
"i'm a cuntfucker"
"right... and what specifically does that entail?"
"well basically i fuck cunts all day long"
"sweet!"
*hi five each other
"i'm a cuntfucker"
"right... and what specifically does that entail?"
"well basically i fuck cunts all day long"
"sweet!"
*hi five each other
cuntfucker by blackcherry November 25, 2004
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cuntfucker
A somewhat jocular and ironic insult somewhat similar to 'cocksucker'.
Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.
Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.
A: "Oi, you spilled my drink. Watch what you're doing, you stupid cuntfucker!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"
cuntfucker by Wayner Wayne July 15, 2021
cuntfuckery
cuntfuckery by CreativeAutieMom May 9, 2015
Cuntfuckulate
To cuntfuckulate something,
is to basically MacGyver something together with whatever "cunt fucken things" you can find to get her done...
is to basically MacGyver something together with whatever "cunt fucken things" you can find to get her done...
Cuntfuckulate by Random0strichYT March 7, 2023
cuntfucious
Steve: Did you hear Gloria after her 2nd glass of wine? She was rambling on and on about the meaning of life.
Jake: I know, she turns into cuntfucious after a few drinks.
Jake: I know, she turns into cuntfucious after a few drinks.
cuntfucious by AB11726 October 14, 2016
cuntsuck
Slang for cunnilingus as practised by adolescents and pre-adolescents in the North of England. Mainly because they think they invented themselves and don't know the correct term.
Bored boy to equally bored girl:
"Eh, Sharon, you wanna coom up the fields for a cuntsuck"
Girl to boy:
"Watevva, but doan expect me to wank you off, smeghead"
B: "How about sucking me?
G: "in your dreams, cheese-dick"
B: "OK, but doan blame me if I get bored and stop just before you come".
G: "Just try it, Wayne"
"Eh, Sharon, you wanna coom up the fields for a cuntsuck"
Girl to boy:
"Watevva, but doan expect me to wank you off, smeghead"
B: "How about sucking me?
G: "in your dreams, cheese-dick"
B: "OK, but doan blame me if I get bored and stop just before you come".
G: "Just try it, Wayne"