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cuntache

Defines the perfect mustache to help men acquire sexual relations with women.
Dude, nice cuntache!
by Allexandrovich October 26, 2015
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Cumbatch

Will never work at Subway a he will Cum(Ejaculate on all the Batches)
Cumbatch- Cum on my Batch I Just got from Subway!
by MontelMyrieBan October 29, 2011
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Cuntachu

The most awesome pokemon of all, able to control people and their actions. The most powerful being on earth.
Wow, that cuntachu's power level is over 9,000!
by CuntBagelLord January 17, 2010
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Cuntstache

After giving oral sex to your girlfriend, wife, or mistress; one may have a 'cuntstache'. This is when the saliva or woman juice gets all over your chin and gives you a remarkably slimy goatee. This can in turn, lead to a rash or possibly herpes.
Peter: Hey dude, you met up with Linda last night?

Jimmy: Yeah man, i gave her oral...

Peter: Dude you have a rash..

Jimmy: Oh yeah, that's my cuntstache, i need to go to the doctors and check it out.
by RyanJWN November 20, 2013
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Cuntmachine

1. everyone
2. people who are cunts (in the sense of respect and/ or endearment) to the point of the awe of others.
3. people who are cunts (in the sense of insult) to the point of the awe of others. - Being unusually cunty
4. A machine of some sort that looks suspiciously like a cunt.
5. You.
1. See that guy, he's a real Cuntmachine...
2. You Cuntmachine!
3. You are being a real Cuntmachine today.
4. Fuck off you Cuntmachine
by Anaal Nath. October 1, 2007
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cuntwatch

cunt + twat + bitch = cuntwatch

A term for the worst female possible.
That girl is a complete cuntwatch!
by {name} May 17, 2010
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Cuntbitchcocktease

A female who forever plays with a males mind sexually, with the assumption of sex but never puts out.

Like Lizze McGuire B after sex rehab.
You're at a party little white girl grabs yo dingaling you take that as a clue to smash, later on she grab yo balls you say "badaboom badabang", y'all in the bed room, she gets up n leaves.

Logan: Did you go to that party

Fred: No..
Logan: Good Lizzie was there and she was being a true def of a cuntbitchcocktease!
Fred: Fuck Dat Bitch!
by Hermes Da Great September 8, 2013
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