cunt bagel

(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman

Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!

Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.

by Christiano January 10, 2007

Cunt Bagel

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.

Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.

by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017

cunt bagger

it means bitch;

also a female grocery store bagger

U cunt bagging cunt bagger son of a bitch

by Sir. Puckering Penis August 1, 2009

cunt bags

A women's most glorious breasts.
Or, when calling a man a "cunt bags", he is reduced to a person that is useless, expect for spitting out milk or an asshole.

"Man, she has nice cunt bags."
"Dude, stop being a cunt bags!"

by Marfan August 15, 2006

baby cunt bagel

a word used only when ppl go apeshit at esperanza high

I threw a carrot at him and he called me a baby cunt bagel

by toastson November 19, 2007

Cuntbagger

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.

Yi fuckin cuntbagger.

by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007

cuntbaggery

Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".

Dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators

by sonofsligo317 May 13, 2007