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cunk

1. A verb used in a specific phrase to tell them that you’re about to do something that will completely blow their mind and destroy their penis.
2. Gang jelq.
1. hold up gotta CUNK!
2. hold up gotta CUNK!
by Viko the Pirate October 4, 2018
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Cuney mark

Cuney mark is the same as cutie mark from my little pony friendship is magic.

Sweetie belle says 'Cuney mark' though.

Just because she's cute like that.
"If i do that, maybe i'll earn my cuney mark!"

"Sweetie belle, its cutie mark, not cuney mark. Silly filly"
by Yours truly, Pegasis October 1, 2011
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Cunk

Cunk is a word that can be applied in any scenario, because it has no meaning. It can be a noun, a verb, even an adjective.
Bill: Hey John, do you cunk?
John: No, what does cunk mean?
Bill: It can mean whatever you want it to mean, dude.
by Superdan333 December 6, 2020
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cunnyslurper

An individual who derives a good deal of sexual pleasure from cunny and/or lolis, especially openly.
No cunnyslurper can resist the temptation to partake in self-pleasure at the sight of cunny.

You will often find cunnyslurpers discussing their love of lolis in groups online.
by hsefeothywiewlkl March 2, 2023
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The Night of Conky

A night where your friend shows up at your house, gets all drunk, and starts talking like Conky from Trailer Park Boys. He/she might also whip out a miniature Conky puppet to add to the effect.
Rachelle: Ravvviiiinnneee.
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!
by cokemidget August 14, 2009
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cuntychops

scottish phrase, general insult pertaining to someone having a vagina-esque face, or conversely, an arse for a head. can even be used to affectionately comment about a friend's foul mood.
by Anders April 5, 2003
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chunkysdead

The cult master and mama hen of the step chickens the best cult out there.
Idiot: chunkysdead is so unfunny

Step chicken: stabs
Idiot: I see the error of my ways in death and I understand that I totally deserve it and wish that I had joined the cult.
by K1r1tw0 May 12, 2020
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