Cunt Swab

A person that is nearly as unimportant as a cotton swab that is stroked on the female vagina.

Person 1: You talking shit, ass eater?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up “cunt swab” head ass.

by WittyIG April 25, 2019

absolute cunt

1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.

2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety

That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.

by N. Oddy November 13, 2013

meaty cunt

A vulva with big and protuberant pussy lips (just the inner or both).

"Many men like and prefer meaty cunts "

by Willhelmina Plowes May 7, 2015

He-Cunt

1. A weak and feminized man

2. A man who worships political correctness

3. A Tampon Chewer

John was protesting and whining about The President acting like a real he-cunt .

by VIGOROUS JONESY February 1, 2017

Cunt Munchie

When a womans shorts or other clothing gets ate up by her v'ja which is caused by cunt munching usually ending with a cunt wedgy.

Girl what are you doing grabbing at your private area? I got cunt munchie going on.

When the instructor put the safety harness around me it gave me a major cunt munchie

by ashane June 14, 2016

Couch Cunt

Couch Cunt

My wife decided to sleep on the couch and act like its shark week 24/7. She is such a Couch Cunt

by LoneWolf67 April 17, 2020

Shit cunt slag

Not only a cunt, but the lowest cunt possible, plus being a slag! Either in terms of a provocative woman or some runabout or joey!

Yeh that bitch was down the club the other week, probably fucked the whole street. The shit cunt slag!

The geezer is just some fucking joey, he’s a shit cunt slag!

by TommiPat November 10, 2021