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cumsurfer

The one who surfs on cum after sucking many dicks
Man, Jimmy is such a cumsurfer.
by OrganFapper January 12, 2016
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cumsuprise

When you go to fuck your girlfriend, who you have not fucked in a week , spread her legs and fresh cum oozes out to your horror.
Jimmy went to get laid by his girl after being in prison for a month, but to his shock when he went to fuck her he received a Cumsuprise .
by Stains and Smears May 15, 2018
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Cumsuous

When something is worthy of cumming on, it is described as cumsuous.
My hair is looking so cumsuous today
by Tyler_with_a_ph November 8, 2018
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Cumbubble

1.So yall be whackin the wheat right? and u finally let a big one go right? and boom that shit starts to bubble like its marinating or sum.
2.You getting mad head and a bitch sneeze
"Yo man last night I blew the fattest Cumbubble"
"poggers dude, straight poggers"
by Kiikle April 26, 2020
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cumsum

A very useful function in the Python Numpy library for processing data arrays.
np.cumsum(your_mom, dtype=long)
by data_alchemist April 28, 2023
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cumbubble

Bubbles of cum that spurt from the mouth of a talking woman who has given one to many blowjobs.
<Hexx> Shit that damn cumbubble, dawg!
<SunRubble> Pardon me?
by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003
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horny cumbubble

the act of finding a large lesbian, taking her home, and proceeding to have sex with her. you then defacate into her mouth, WITH PERMISSION as she strains the grease from her hair. take the grease and stick it into your erect penis and as you ejaculate, yell HORNY CUMBUBBLE! with the voice of a nascar commentator.
hey lady, want to come back to my place for a horny cumbubble?
by bob the ball holder June 8, 2011
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