Cumshot Master

The man who is the be all and end all of our universe as we know it. Cumshot Master is, as his name suggests, the master of cum. Cumshot Master is the most powerful being in the universe due to his ability to cum faster than the speed of light, meaning if this is performed he would rip a hole in the space time continuum and thus create as singularity that wouldn't stop until it has devoured the entire universe. It is believed that if and when Cumshot Master releases this power his eyes will glow white and a roar of might will be heard across the earth. It is said that the Cumshot Master lives on earth and has the appearance of a short man with brown hair and a bald spot on the top of his head. Cumshot Master is also said to be living with the rest of us acting as though he is one of us.

"Who do you think possesses the most power in the universe?"

"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"

by Grogo December 17, 2019

Atomic Cumshot

When you cum in a females’ mouth and the cum fills up half or more of her stomach.

Did you hear that Zach managed to pull an atomic cumshot in Jessica last night… I watched the whole thing.

by lilmo05 May 30, 2021

ceiling cumshot

Ejaculating onto the ceiling.

"Hey what did you do last night?" says tod

"I did a ceiling cumshot"

by ChrissyDog June 20, 2021

Markiplier cumshot

a 'markiplier cumshot' is when a person formally introduces themselves at their moment of climax.

"Hellllloooo everybody, my name is name".

"Dude, i was so drunk last night that i managed to finish on this chick with a markiplier cumshot."
"So you just introduced yourself to her then?"
"What do you mean i was already railing her don't you think we exchanged names before? Anyway she was a whore."
"Hey don't talk about my mother like that!"

by obama: final mix January 9, 2021

internal cumshot

the act of ejaculating white fluid into a partners anal core and/or vaginal hole

mike southwood took too many giagantic internal cumshots when he was taking a shower in the gay gym

by jobodaho January 24, 2004

cumsopper

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock

Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

Cumshot slingshot

When you rip your condom off your dick and it slingshots Cum at your partner.

"Dude it was so embarrassing, she screamed when I did the cumshot slingshot."
"It was so gross! He did the cumshot slingshot all over my leg!"

by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 6, 2020