Cumditioner

Cumditioner is when you bust a nut in someone's hair

Sally : Johnny I have ran out of conditioner

Johnny : Don't worry Sally I have the perfect solution

Cumditioner is also a classic prank

when your mate is asleep condition his hair, when he wakes up " why's my hair so sticky?" you've been cumditoned

by big balls steve December 6, 2017

cumstain

This is a stain of your sperm on your clothing, very difficult to get rid of stain, washing powder use should be doubled when removing cumstain

"OMG OMG OMG (moaning), YOU JUST PUT A CUMSTAIN ON MY LEGGINGS JERRY!"

by magical_pony October 30, 2019

Cumulation

The act when Cum and Ejaculation are combined to make a bigger and larger of quantity of semen come out.

Dude, my cumulation was insane on her last night.

by Markus Sexlord March 26, 2021

Cumatron-3000

When a certain Charlie makes you cum frequently during seggs.Once completed your partner may crown you a cumatron-3000

“Gosh, my boyfriend made me cum so much!!, I think he’s a cumatron-3000.”

by The tribe. April 7, 2021

Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.

Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.

by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018

Cumstain McGoo

George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!

"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date

by Choking Victim December 6, 2006

cummotion

Assorted excited/celebratory whoops and hollers resulting from someone's getting his/her rocks off.

It's ten times more fun to receive a handjob from a cutie-chick if there are others present to observe said pleasuring-session; said spectators always raise quite a cummotion at the "magic moment".

by QuacksO March 25, 2019