daddy's cummies

The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.

"I want daddy's cummies or I'm going to lose it!"

"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."

by Serious Chris February 3, 2017

pissing and shitting and cumming

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

William Cumming

A very attractive male who loves to tech deck.

You're such a William Cumming!

by 09876543q March 20, 2023

Cummy Bugger

Some one who has been Jizzed on or has the remains of a male ejaculation on their face

" after last night my girlfriend was a reet cummy bugger"

"you cummy bugger"

by ZLM20 February 28, 2010

cummin up the works

When someone makes things more difficult by ruining something

Eziquio was cummin up the works when he urinated on the supervisor's paperwork.

by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014

spill the cummies

Instead of spilling tea, you go one step further and you spill the cummies

Ay bro I got some tea to spill,

No bro you mean spill the cummies

by spillthecummies1381 August 27, 2021

the second cumming

after being creampied in the butt, the lady goes on a shits the jizz out on some dudes pillow as an act of revenge, thus experiencing a the second cumming

After have butt sex with the crazy bitch from kent, she went to her boyfriends place and left him the second cumming.

by the amazing trifecta (jdb/bsr) April 27, 2010