cumatose

A person in a severe state of exhaustion after a lengthy sexual encounter. People in a cumatose state will typically lay very still and be very quiet.

After he came for the third time that night while making out with his girlfriend, he lay there beside her in a cumatose state.

by Dangerman January 2, 2009

cumatose

noun- The deep sleep you fall into after you cum

He fucked me into a deep cumatose

by purduehockey July 25, 2011

cumillionare

1. A person totally covered in cum, scientificly known as semen(Jizz,skeet,love juice ect.).

2. Someone who has become extremely rich off of making or acting in porn.

3. Someone who was made rich by cum.

"Rachel Starr is a fucking cumillionare dude! look at those tits!!!"

by blooble April 30, 2009

Cumification

Gooey stuff that when old goes sticky like cum

That dishwashing liquid has suffered from cumification

by The Great Corn Julio February 14, 2018

Cumdition

When a guy squirts cum all over someone else's body

Kaylee : So you and Jake got a hot date tonight?
Kiersten : Uh Hell Yeah he's taking me out to dinner and a movie then were are going back to his mom's house (cause she has a king size bed and me and Jake only have a double) so he can fuck my tight little pussy, then he will Cumdition my hot little body & cuddle with me till morning!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I had a man to fuck my tight pussy and Cumdition my hot little body!
Kiersten : Uh sorry to burst your bubble Kaylee but you don't have a hot little body!
Steve : Hey girls im going to Chad's tonight he's going to fuck me in the ass then Cumdition my hot little body!
Kiersten : You know what Steve we really don't care & besides you don't have a hot little body either you big fat slob!
Kaylee : You know what Kiersten your not the only one around here with a hot little body!
Steve : Yeah I would love to fuck Kaylee's stretched out pussy then Cumdition her big beautiful body!
Kaylee : Steve shut the fuck up!
Kiersten : Yeah go Cumdition yourself In The Bathroom!

by SlopNChop June 29, 2018

cumike

Clever way of fooling your boss into thinking the workday is over. Works particularly well if your boss is named "Mike".

"Cumike!"
"See you guys!"

by bacondaddy August 14, 2020

Afro-Cubit

A measure of 20 inches. (Origins stem from the large Afro hairstyle of the mid-sixties).

Man, that blizzard must have laid at least an Afro-Cubit of snow on the ground.

by BriconXtreme2 December 31, 2010