fartshitting cumguzzler

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

by the true chosen one February 24, 2022

camizzle

Camizzle is the god-danged most amazing person of time. Like seriously, whenever anything's wrong - she's there to fix it. Helpful, kind, generous - pretty much gods' benevolence depicted in human form. Camizzle person is beautiful both inside and out.

I'm sad! - Camizzle fixes it
I burned my crumpets! - Camizzle brought pancakes
My dog died! - Camizzle gives you her cat.

by nimiblob November 7, 2013

Cumguzzler

A person who indulges in and craves copious amounts of semen from any man.

"Mark zeller couldn't get enough cock lastnite at the bukkake party,he's such a cumguzzler"

by Max hardcore March 27, 2016

CumGuzzler

Someone or something that swallows cum or is named eli

Eli was just eating someone's cum he's being such a CumGuzzler

by GodOfWeed420 April 18, 2018

Cumguzzler

One who swallows lots of cum

Wyatt is a huge cumguzzler

by sofia63847483 August 30, 2020

Cumfuzzled

When you’re cummy and confused.

I was so cumfuzzled when I ate that dick

by cumfuzzledgirl December 2, 2020

Cumfuzzled

When you're confused but cum is also just there

I was cumfuzzled when I ate that penis

by cumfuzzledgirl December 2, 2020