cumbled

To be humbled by the volume or amount of cum ejaculated by your partner.

“I usually pride myself on my ability to swallow his load, but last night I was cumbled- I nearly choked and could not hold it all in my mouth- it was full geyser status”

by OccasionallySekhmet September 1, 2022

Cumcluster

Collective noun for orgasms

Susie looked at her new Cumcluster 3,000,000 with trepidation.... "Is that a fucking arm!?"....

by Sharkey & Bubbles April 16, 2023

Cum Cumbler

When a man is so desperate to cum on or in you at any time, even if your family member just passed away he just wants to be a cum cumbler and cum. He has no heart, his heart is in his cock.

"Oh my god, my cat just died I was crying but he wanted to cum all over me being a cum cumbler."

by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020

Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.

Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.

by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022

Cumplé

On someones birthday you may call them this name. This name is derived from the Spanish word for birthday "cumpleaños".

Mike: Watsup guys?
Jay: Hey there cumplé how ya doin?
Mike: Why is everyone calling me cumplé?
Jay: Y.A.K (You already know)

by Y.A.K December 11, 2010

Cumchest

When someone has boobs that you want to cum on. See also titfuck

My God, Sandra is a Cumchest.

by melovescheese July 24, 2009

cumclock

When your grandma hugs you so tight that you cum so hard you stop time for 7 years.

Yo dude my gam gam cumclocked me into my early twenties

by Theboisouthere November 15, 2019