Cranberry Punishment

When you kick someone in the face, spit on them, then point at them.

After being tormented by the bully for the whole, he finally stood up for himself and served up a heaping dose of cranberry punishment.

by Unbreakable Boy June 23, 2013

Crandid

A pimp-daddy grandad that's straight homie

I can't wait to spend time with Crandid this weekend. He's the coolest guy ever.

by Jiggeroll December 1, 2021

Wanna Sprite Cranberry

It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year (Ayy, yeah)
I have just one query (What's that?)
Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh)
The answer is clear

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by Sprite Cranberry ultamite November 19, 2020

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite cranberry is a flavor of sprite that tastes like cranberry. Appeared in an ad with LeBron James and DRAM. Some say the Sprite Cranberry came down from the heavens. Only people who can harness its power can drink it.

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? - LeBron James

by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018

caranderize

transitive verb: Inflected forms: car•an•der•ized, car•an•der•iz•ing, car•an•der•iz•es DEFINITIONS: 1. (originally) To smell a bicycle seat specifically. 2. (generally now, in common use) By using one's nose in very very close proximity, to detect and delight in the odor, stink or scent, and to gauge for vulgar or perverse personal pleasure, the seamy olfactory characteristics of an object, most commonly a seat, which has been in direct contact with the, clothed or unclothed, buttocks or ass of a person. Other Forms: car'an•der•i•za'tion (noun); car'an•der•iz'er (noun).

(in current use) Martin loved to caranderize the still warm seats in the movie theater as soon as possible after the audience had exited.; (originally) Willie would spend hours caranderizing at the bicycle rack outside the library's entrance.

by Lt. Johnny C. January 8, 2009

Cranberry-pineapple juice

A drink mixture that makes your pussy taste good.

*My boyfriend* - “hey i’m going to the store do you want anything?”

*Me* “can you get me some cranberry-pineapple juice?”

*My boyfriend* - (;

by your-moms-gay August 19, 2019

carancho

mischief person,alwayz into somethin,curious in a bad way

nombre tus ninos son bien caranchos.

by J0K3R December 31, 2004