Crustaceous Period

When you poop and don't wipe and just sit there for a while.

"When did the Poopasaurus live again?"
"That was in the Crustaceous period."

by W0lfen April 4, 2021

Crustaphobia

The fear of crust on any type of bread.

James do you want crust on or off?

Off i'm scared of the crust like i am teenagers,leaves and swiss roll.

Oh so you suffer from Crustaphobia?

yes

by Raging Eboue June 10, 2011

fange crustation

when a girl has crust all over her pussy .

dave : yeah i shagged that sket last night , she had a fange crustation it woz well rank
mike : err thats ill

by bashar September 2, 2005

Crustaceous

1.) The last bit of time that peninosaurs walked the earth.
2.) A scab-like period, in which the poor girl bleeds clotted blood wads, that are...you guessed it... "crusty."

"Her Crustaceous period, caused her to bleed even more, as it cut her insides"

by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007

crustache

When guys get food stuck in their mustache and leave it there

"eww, go clean your crustache"

by Trix... November 5, 2006

crustache

with handle bar mustache

that crusty guy with the mustache is known as crustache

by bluejack69 April 21, 2010

crushtachtomer

A crushtachtomer is a customer whom you have a crush on simply because of their mustache. A cross between the crushtomer and the crustache, a crushtachtomer is a real gem.

"Oh jeez, I just helped the cutest guy, he is my crushtachtomer."

"There's been a lot of crushtachtomers lately, I guess mustaches are in this season."

by babbybarista May 1, 2010