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The Swedish Crusader

When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.
- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night

- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee
by Filleman December 22, 2020
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coochie crusader

by Reeeeeehiro September 3, 2019
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the cursed child

Cannon Harry Potter fanfic, with a terrible plot

Everyone agrees that scorbus definitely should have happened, and that it makes more sense than scorose
Person1:Have you read the Cursed Child yet?
Person2:Yeah, it was terrible!
P1:Albus and Sorpius were so gay, what was JKR thinking?
by Gay or european? August 30, 2017
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crusader

A member of the Roman Catholic medieval order charged with reclaiming Christian and Jewish lands in the middle east. Ages later, crusaders became more universally known as Christian warriors whom play a ceremonial role in protecting the Roman Catholic Church.
Reginald was a medieval crusader in the 1300s.
by Nicolai March 30, 2004
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Crushed-Ass

Having sex like it's going to be your last time
Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass
by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007
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cursed poop

Cursed poop is scary. When you eat of it you will be possessed by the poop demons, Instead of the poop angels that live in poop creek. And if you smoke it You will be shat upon by lord shit.
Wow I had the worst dream last night I was forced to eat cursed poop. I got sucked in a portal were my dick was sucked till I died.
by Mannnnly October 4, 2019
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Couch Crusader

Someone who vehemently supports a cause on social media but does not do anything that requires a physical presence or effort.
Guy 1: Did you see Bethany's tweet last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.

Guy 1: What a couch crusader.
by PseudoSocial June 16, 2018
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