Gypsy Crusader effect

When leftists try to shame you for your sex orientation, color of skin or political opinion, assault you, threaten you, harass you, your job and your family so your political opinions shift even further right

2020 riots created a dangerous Gypsy Crusader effect

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Fecal Crusader

Someone who defies normality when using the bathroom (usually at a college dorm or a frat) by pooping in the wrong places, usually near the toilet.

Preferred places for a Fecal crusader:

Floor on Side of Toilet
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Shower Area
Floor Behind Toilet

Also, someone that we want to beat up SO MUCH, but always disappears before we discover his fecal carnage.

Java: Hey man, why's the door locked?

Printz: The Fecal Crusader struck again!

Dondo: Yeah, he was s----ing off the side of the f---in' toilet.

Java: Did you see anyone run?

Braaten: Nope!

Java: Wow, he goes in and out so fast he probably doesn't even wipe! If you caught the Fecal Crusader, what would you do with him?

Printz: I'd invite him to sleep with me just so I'd kill him.

by Java June 23, 2004

cunt crusader

Another name for the penis after realizing the act of liberating said vagina of any non-christian female.

Yo dude, you should have seen me last night; She experienced my cunt crusader.

by lmtz2000 May 17, 2016

Gypsy Crusader

A freelance journalist and a BLM supporter who loves black people.

Jewker: We live in a society.
Gypsy Crusader: We indeed do nigga, we indeed do.

by jayve14 December 28, 2020

The Swedish Crusader

When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.

- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night

- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee

by Filleman December 22, 2020

coochie crusader

A white knight but even more toxic

James is a coochie crusader.

by Reeeeeehiro September 3, 2019

Couch Crusader

Someone who vehemently supports a cause on social media but does not do anything that requires a physical presence or effort.

Guy 1: Did you see Bethany's tweet last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.

Guy 1: What a couch crusader.

by PseudoSocial June 16, 2018