Pot Crapper

child between the ages of 10 and 13 (male in gender) that ascends to the last possible branch of a tree with the sole purpose of defecating on his peers below.

"wow. he really tried to be a sneaky pot crapper up in that maple tree."

"i'd say. how'd he get up there so fast?"

"he has umbros on..."

by grimpDOTnet April 20, 2009

crumperture

A game daily played by bored office workers sitting in their office blocks.

This game is played with two people.
One willing and one not.
We will call the willing Team A
we will call non willing Team B

Team A waits for the perfect time. The busiest hour of the day where all office blocks are quite. (It is important to have from 30-100 ripped out papers available). Once there is complete quite Team A repeatedly takes out a paper and crumbles it as loudly and awkwardly as possible. Team B will either get curious or greatly annoyed by the 15th paper. Team A scoring is as follows
1 point- Team B kindly asks them to stop
2 points- Team B asks them to stop in a rather demanding tone
3 points- Team B tells them to stop.
ex: Stop!
5 points- They are warned to stop
ex: I swear to god dennis if you dont stop
7 points- They are screamed at
ex: You lousy motherfucker stop that shit!
10 points- If they are physically abused
ex: One more fucking time dennis and i'll bash your head in :reaches over and chockes team a:
Auto win: If Team B quits job
If Team A gets too 30 points they win
If Team B ignores Team A, Team B auto wins because Team A did not get any points.
If Team A gets more than no points but less than thirty nobody wins.

Hypothetically Team A always wins. Cause its cool like that.

Winner gets satisfaction.

" Stop that shit Jimmy Fuck this shit i quite"

"Haha! I jsut fucking won?"

"what?""Oh shit!""Fine man you won this time"

thats crumperture for you!

by dennisd95 January 19, 2009

crappery

a slang word for "crap", as would possibly have been used in the early 15th century.

What crappery is this?

by KCTT November 25, 2013

Cropper milk

Very juicy milk from Cropper’s tiddies. It comes fresh from the tit.

Yo, hit me up with some of that Cropper milk!

by Askatit March 30, 2019

Cropper Milk

When you see Cropper in the restroom after school and you have some fun

Yo there's Cropper milk all over the wall!

by Cropper Remastered April 3, 2019

crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.

MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!

by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007

wedgie crapper

You get forcefully put into a wedgie until you crap in your wedgie from being held so long. Often takes place during a hanging wedgie when you get left hanging by your undies.

I was at my friend's sleepover party for his 14 birhday. His parents were on a business trip for the weekend and we were left alone. after dinner oNe of my friends shouted "wedgie wars". Someone tackled me and I felt my underwear being pulled up my ass. They hung me on a hook behind the door and duct taped my hands behind my back and my legs together. They took off my shirt and gave me a purple nurple. It hurt like hell. I tried to escape but couldn't and had to crap badly. It oozed out around my underwear and it started to stink like shit. They finally couldn't stand the smell and let me go after giving me a swirly. The worst wedgie crapper ever.

by wedgieluver November 26, 2009