Ass Croutons 

butt crunchies. (see be-low)

She did a reach-around, and in so doing, came up with a handful of ass croutons.

Ass Croutons by Phil-yah July 5, 2006

salty crouton 

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat

Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.

salty crouton by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

dirty crouton 

A dirty crouton is a person liked by very few, and the person who probably made out with your ex and has fucked a vegetable once or twice.

Oh god that dirty crouton who made out with a guava almost touched me

dirty crouton by Notadirtycrouton123 August 13, 2016

The crouton 

When you take a French baguette, shove it up a girls vagina until she cums and then eat it.

I didn’t only toss that bitches salad, I gave her the crouton too

The crouton by Chroncat July 12, 2018

Bellybutton Crouton 

When a man ejaculates into his own bellybutton and leaves it to dry for an extended period of time. Once dried he then proceeds to eat it as a last resort snack.

Danny, after being stranded in the Sahara Desert, ate all 7 of his bellybutton croutons to satisfy his hunger.

Bellybutton Crouton by Hammy Sausages June 22, 2019

pierce the crouton 

to engage in coitus while nomming on some salad dressing...if you know what I mean.

"Man, that Dalicious is bangin. Are you gonna pierce the crouton wit her tonight?"
"Helllllll to the yaaaaaa dawg"

pierce the crouton by dacrouton January 31, 2012

Vaginal Crouton 

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

Vaginal Crouton by David November 15, 2003