crotchronaut

A male for whom sexual contact with a female is so rare, he views intercourse as cosmic or surreal.

"You actually fucked that crotchronaut? Wow, that must have been an outta this world experience for him."

"The pathetic crotchronaut ended up taking his mother to the prom again".

by Squeaked Moose October 20, 2011

crotchrot

If you leave a wet bathing suit on too long, your penis will develop a painful rash

Aw man, this crotchrot is killing me, ill be waddling for the rest of the day.

by George Duffy May 4, 2005

crotched

When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.

Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.

by Psycho Bob March 3, 2003

crotchrot

1) A condition in which the genitalia of a man or woman is foul or rotting away.

2) A sexually transmitted disease.

I fooled around without a condom and acquired a bad case of crotchrot.

by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004

crotchrocket

Officially and legally sanctioned form of suicide for cretins.
Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.

Wow! That little old lady left-turned in front of that crotchrocket pilot!
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.

by crowbone August 15, 2004

Crotched

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.

Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.

by Harmony_b April 21, 2009

Crotchrot

Proper noun. Man with small penis whom dates controlling women. Goes well with rye bread.

Often found engaged in Crotchrotting Circle

Geeze, we need one more man for football. Where's Crotchrot?

by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004