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Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.
Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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Crotchin it

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.
Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?
by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009
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cootchie cutter

Pants or shorts that fit tightly across one's genitals.
by Lachacha June 5, 2002
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crotchinal

The sexual area of your body
crotch + vaginal or groinal
1. I'm going to kick the shit out of your crotchinal area.

2. Your crotchinal area tastes funny.

3. Watch your crotchinal.
by Seung October 16, 2007
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hootchie cootchie

A woman of questionable virtue, especially from the Prohibitionist flapper era.

From hootch (alcohol) and cooter (vagina). People who visited speakeasies were considered to be of low class and even lower morals, and prostitutes were often seen in and around speakeasies, particularly in large cities.

Made popular in America by Cab Calloway's song "Minnie the Moocher", in which Minnie is a compassionate prostitute who becomes very rich, and revived in Britain through its appearance on an episode of "Jeeves & Wooster" featuring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie respectively.
a)Folks, now here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher / She was a red-hot hootchie cootchie

b) Wooster: I mean, all this ho de ho de ho stuff is pretty clear, but what do you suppose a hootchie cootchie is exactly?
Jeeves: It's hard to say, sir, unless it's in connection with one of the demotic American words for ardent spirits. I'm thinking of hootch, a word of Eskimo origin , I'm informed.
Wooster (amazed): You bloody well are informed, Jeeves. Do you know everything?
Jeeves (dryly): I really don't know, sir.
by orangeplasticbag August 19, 2008
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crochless panties

Pantys that women wear is that they don't have to pull them down to fuck.
Kathy wears crochless panties..
by Deep Blue 2012 September 9, 2009
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Crotchin

Another term to use when a chick is on her period.
Mike: Hey guess what?
Todd: Huh?
Mike: My sisters crotchin.
Todd: Ew, man thats sick, that means shes gotta raunchy vag.
by Poo sickle April 20, 2008
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