Crotch Crickets

They are pubic lice.

Man that smut I picked up in Atlantic City gave me a batch of "Crotch Crickets".

by Timothy Keith Metz May 25, 2006

Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets

Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.

OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!

by SILENT311 May 12, 2009

CROTCH-CRICKETS

A crab louse the size of a Buick;anything moving in or around your groin that ain`t part of you;the name of a punk-rock band.

Damn Cletis, I caught a dose of CROTCH-CRICKETS once that reminded me of a herd of buffalo.

by Prescott Shrub II December 14, 2003

crotch crickets

"The Family"

He had a rather large "family" on board.

by RGB May 7, 2003

Crotch Crickets

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.

"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."

by RandomVCadditions August 6, 2017

Crotch Crickets

When a woman rubs her legs together in close proximity to someone she is attracted to, to hint that she is aroused. (Like a cricket does to attract a mate)

Look at that girl rubbing her legs together. She has the crotch crickets for sure.

by 0hotm0mma0 November 10, 2022

California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.

Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.

by TheMindsI March 13, 2011