Crotch Check

The act of checking the crotch of your pants for durability before you put them on to avoid an embarassing blow out.

Me: Did you see her crotch?

You: No! What happened?

Me: She must not have done a crotch check this morning because she just had a blow out!

You: That's like the 4th pair she has blown!

by **MAT*** March 30, 2011

Crotchfidence

Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.

Wow, Matt Cameron of Soundgarden and Pearl Jam sure has lots of crotchfidence.

by elementary-son September 7, 2012

Crotalus

Disgusting type of lizard that wanders around one's home, leeching off of parents that don't work.

"Found out I got a Crotalus in my house, better get the lizard repellant."

by Cornerstone Shooter March 27, 2016

Crotcheral vicinity

The area below the belly button and above the thighs

We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022

crotch pheasants

noun (plural), colloquialism: crab lice, pubic lice

"I'd stay away from that chick, bro. I hear she's got crotch pheasants."

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

Crotchkin

A napkin that was once tucked away in your crotch.

I got ketchup all over my new shirt... hurry, hand me that crotchkin!

by odedvard August 17, 2010

Crotch Typer

Some who is so obsessed with portable texting devices. When you think of this person, you picture them staring down at the iPhone or Blackberry.

Would you stop being a crotch typer and join in on our non-virtual conversation here!!!

by martijaz April 17, 2010