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Ol’Cooter Claw

A cooter claw is a hand that is infected with elephantitas and can absolutely destroy a women’s cooch at any time when it’s necessary!
“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot so I told him to wip out the ol’cooter claw and now I need my vagina sewed back together!”
by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019
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Cloot

A Scottish term for a cloth, rag, or piece of clothing.
Where I grew up this was generally used to describe a damp dishcloth.
It is also where a clootie dumpling (a traditional Scottish fruit dumpling made by tying the ingredients up in a cloth and boiling them) gets its name.
Here lad, how did ye get so manky! I telt you no to bury yer hale heed in the puddin, away grab a cloot from the sink and wipe yer puss afore the dug does it for ye
by ram5ay March 16, 2011
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Cooter Cat

guy: Whats up with that cooter cat girl?

friends amongst eachother: you bout to get in that cooter cat?
by xkrnxballarx April 16, 2010
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cooter snooter

One who frequently indulges in the sweet aroma of pussy, or one who enjoys a nice big whiff of some sweet ass cooter, or one who enjoys vigorously snorting a clit.
Every where I go I can still smell Dean's mom's twat because I am such a cooter snooter. I love cooter snooting Dean's mom!!! She likes it when a little bit of her clit gets stuck in my nose. Dean's mom likes it in the ass too.
by Jimbo Strokenbalz November 11, 2007
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Awkward Cooter

-Awkward moment

-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"

-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.
"Awkward Cooter"

-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)

-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)

-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.
by chillwill123 March 26, 2009
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Double Cooter

When an obese girls fat makes a secondary vagina over the existing one with the excess jiblets.
aww man that bojangles ate too much bacon and got a double cooter
by norcal ninja July 8, 2006
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Crootin'

Slang:Recruiting. Crootin'- The process of gathering loyal subjects in regards to your needs.
We need to be crootin' some of them there mexicans to help with my roof.
by niggaphish April 12, 2011
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