chronosynclastic infundibulum

n. A point in space where, upon a person entering it, that person's existence in space-time ceases to be linear, becoming discrete. This means that a person that has entered a chronosynclastic infundibulum exists at multiple points and lines in space-time. For example, such a person could exist at all points in time in one place and also appear at another point for five minutes.

From Kurt Vonnegut's "The Sirens of Titan."

Winston Niles Rumfoord's entrance into the chronosynclastic infundibulum allowed him to exist simultaneously on Titan and also occasionally on Earth.

by colonelbiggles April 24, 2009

chrono-rib

a substance from northern Brazil that has the body experience deja vu for every second for about 3 weeks.

damn, dat nigga be slippin on a chrono-rib.

by James Steeds May 11, 2007

Chronopedalisation

This is a random word that just fucking appeared in my mind when I woke up on the morning of House Haka Competition. It means "random asf".

"Oh my god! That Krunker.io player just has the most Chronopedalisation name ever.

by lukeydukey2294 August 8, 2019

Cronoid

A person controlled by his parents and molded into what they want him to be.

Man, Jack sure is a cronoid.

by ultimatehotdog February 6, 2009

chronospectrum

A really white computer geek whose voice turns on gay men.

I would have asked a chronospectrum to help me with my computer, but his voice turnsme on too much.

by A Mage of Warm March 9, 2016

Chrono Trigger

A rating used for video games meaning 11/10. Named after the only game ever to get an 11/10 rating.

This game is Chrono Trigger!

by Shadowstar1224 October 25, 2009

chronoptimist

A person who always under estimates the time necessary to do something or get somewhere.

"Hey, Cindy. you know my parents are expecting us in 20 minutes."
"No problem. I just have to wash the dishes, take a shower, do my hair, walk the dog and then I'm all good to go. See you in 15."
"You are such a chronoptimist! I'll see you in 45."

by annastella June 11, 2006