jake crockett

a blantant homosexual cowboy faggot with a fetish for goat balls, and other farm animal untensils of a male origin

damn jeffery you's a jake crockett

by Themastawordsmith November 22, 2010

davy crocket

To defecate into ones hair and spike it up in a festive manner. When it dries, it should look similar to Davy Crocket's "Coon Hat."

When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."

by Wunderboy January 27, 2008

Crocket

The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.

Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.

by Assmunch97 August 1, 2017

crocketter

a person who is clever but hates it

will argue with people who they feel deserve it

and is very funny

beth crocketter

by gary montague September 28, 2008

crowetry

The use and trickery of words as poetry to provoke intense thoughts and emotions.

Damn, that girl they call Poe has some solid crowetry!

by FairuzeTheFox November 19, 2019

Croke

Croke- Crack and Cocaine as one word because they are the same just in different forms

"hey man do you want some croke?"

by Yoonbum's ankles July 20, 2020

Croke

Croke - Crack and Cocaine but in one word since they are the same thing

Hey man want some croke

by Yoonbum's ankles July 20, 2020