cockery

Means to be thoroughly rocked via cock. Can be split up into cock rockery, or just plain cock rocked.

That game is pure cockery, it's insanely delicious.

Dude you just got cock rocked by a paraplegic!

by spirishman August 13, 2006

crackery

Acting very low-class, ill-mannered, foul-mouthed, and racist; acting like trailer trash.

Ever since Sue married Bubba, she's become just as crackery as he is!

by Naia Zifu March 17, 2004

chris crocker

An openly gay man (who thinks of himself as a woman) who has recently become famous on Youtube for his video crying and having a breakdown about people criticizing Britney Spears' horrible VMA 2007 performance.

Have you heard about Chris Crocker?
Yeah, that guy/girl/thing really is a wacko, isn't it?

by Ikani January 3, 2009

chris crocker

The creepiest man on youtube. Also a very gay guy. He needs his meds.

Chris Crocker: Leave Britney Alone!

by Salsayeah October 6, 2007

Chris Crocker

A gay cross dresser man who is famous for defending Britney Spears' bad VMA performance on a youtube video titled Leave Britney Alone!.

Chris Crocker: (talking like a black woman and crying) And how fucking dare anyone talk bad about Britney, after all she's been through... Leave Britney Spears alone right NOW. I mean it!... All you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!! -crying-... LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! -sobbing at this point-

by eleanorrigby March 13, 2008

Chris Crocker

An attention whore on youtube. (In his view), If you don't like him, you are obviuosly a homophobe; it couldn't have anything to do with the fact that he always bitches about stuff, said "who cares" about 9/11, and acts like a retard

Also the first heterophobe to exist. He wants gay rights and says he can't change who he is, but doesn't view being straight as an excuse for a boy to not date him. What a hypocrite.

Also, thinks that the world revolves around him because he is famous. What he doesn't realize is that most people watch his videos to make fun of him. (See video: Watch Chris Crocker Blink)

Then, he warns people that he will fuck them up if they talk to him like he is crazy. (Yeah right, he wouldn't do shit in a fight) and expects to be treated well.

Have you seen Chris Crocker? He is so annoying!

by 557 Vinto March 20, 2009

crackery

A facility that manufactures crack.

I'm going down to the crackery today, I heard they have two dollar rocks.

by NatalieMN November 24, 2006